Thursday, January 29, 2009

don't turn around

i hate adverb clauses. 

anyhoo. thanks for the comments, everyone. all i have to say is, it's better to actually BE in the middle than it is to put someone in the middle.

if that makes sense.

i got an a on my last english quiz, despite my hatred of adverb clauses, and i'm pretty freaking happy about that right about now.

c&c and j&k are the same. except i caught christian reading maxim (the one with avril lavigne on the cover) and he begged me not to tell cambria. i just let him sweat. no promises, c, and i can't help it if cambria sometimes reads my blog. 

excuse me while i go hack up a lung laughing.

anywho. other news... i got my revenge... and i didn't have to do anything at all.

the golden girl of the family... the beautiful one... the talented one... the smart one with the hot boyfriend, my cousin joulia...

got herself knocked up.

carley said that this isn't j's first pregnancy scare (more like the third), but this one turned out to be the real deal, so she had to fess up. 

mom was pale when she got off the phone, and i was all, "god, that sucks, what's going to happen to the baby?" 

even though i was laughing on the inside. hard. evilly.

i'm guessing it's erik's baby (which would make that kid a genetic goldmine, i must say), but with joolz you never really know. supposedly joolz has had a nerdy sex partner with acne (says carley).

um. okay. i'm assuming it wasn't rape. you never hear about nerds raping people (i think). so was it some sort of freakish attraction or payment for a favor? 


well, if it was payment for a favor, that would explain joolz's a's in math class. she's even worse at math than i am, and that's saying a lot. 

"joolz, what's 8 times 7?"
"uhh. hold on a sec. god, why do you want to know anyway? get a calculator."

or something like that. but you get the idea.

not long ago i was whining about what a bitch karma is. and now i'm pretty happy. 

funny. i make peace with being single, and i meet a cute guy at youth group (yes, my parents make me go to youth group now, which sucks) who is, um, really nice, but has a bit of a God obsession. the last topic was missionary dating, which apparently is a christian dating a non christian so they'll (the non christian) see the error of their ways and get saved. 

so he had to talk about that for a while. and the phrase "unequally yoked" came up a lot. i asked him what that meant, you know, because he could have been talking about oxen for all i know. he just laughed. 

i wouldn't be against dating him, really. just that God thing is kind of annoying (although i have nothing against God, but hey ... talking about anything too much is obnoxious, like j&k's former pda), and i really am hoping he's not trying to save me or whatever. 

his name is mike.

back to homework for me.

9 lovers & haters:

Wandering Child said...

Your spidey senses tingling? Talley ho!

Alayna Whisper said...

OMG! this blog post totally made my day.

btw, thanks for the comment on my blog!

cady x said...

^^ what Laney said. Your blog makes me happy on the inside.

And Melpomene is the name of the Muse of tragedy in Greek mythology
Pronounced mel-pom-in-ee

Allison said...

Oh goshhh, how old is your cousin?!

A few years ago, the shining star of our family got herself preggers too - it was the scandal of the year. She was a debutante, was going to go to Harvard law school...not anymore.

Good luck with this guy - hopefully it will work out. I always feel that what's meant to be will happen.

Cait said...

Thanks for the comment. Oh my..the gossip flows. You are so funny..especially about the math problem.

Keep us informed..of mike..perhaps.

irremediable said...

hahah . i just loved reading this ! : )

pookieface=] said...

well i hope ur cuzin is ok... and hopefully mike will tone it down a bit!

Nicole Linette said...

Thanks, Roxy! Swing by anytime :] Would you like to swap blog links?

Aaahaha, family drama. That must be a kick for you, especially since it's the "perfect" girl.

I've told myself I need to join a Youth Group for the sake of meeting guys. Horrible, right?! At least he's passionate for what he believes in and not a creeper (maybe :P).

Have a great weekend!
peace&love, nicole.

Alyssa said...

thank you so much!